astrodael:

gabunny:

Been rewatching JoJo: Diamond is Unbreakable and i noticed the most fucked up sign ever

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kaban-bang:

eruhamster:

etchif:

etchif:

ALT

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like ‘hey you don’t need to wear any makeup’ and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough’. This is how this post feels to me

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greenycrimson:

awsteb:

slimegargoyle:

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raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

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nikredd:

Fallout Season 1’s Behind the Scene

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kaylapocalypse:

kaylapocalypse:

raphhaels:

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

This one

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nemesismess:

hp-up:

WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

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thewizardivy:

staring contest

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animentality:

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elizabro:

elizabro:

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

funniest shirt alive

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karvviie:

my rouge & shadow gijinkas serving face

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sailormoonsub:

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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tres-charmant-my-dear:

That’s my job.

— Freddie Mercury

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orangepenguino:

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